charades on parade

To the highest bidder go the royals!
The news is to the novel as the rats infest the hovel.
The blueberry patch tore on the boy’s pantaloons. Tore the blueberry patch asunder, the boy is pantaloons!
“Police officer arrests postal officer in conversation: packages delayed significantly”
“Post officer dreams of vacation, packs bags, goes on break”
“Fire station to get new fire truck: Town on look-out for the fire that destroyed old truck”
“Heartburn on the rise: Restaurant business, firefighters put on notice”
“Local knitting club raises funds for African orphanage: embezzles it”
“Winter weather unusual: Heating bills fall through elderly resident’s roof”

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